Anti-jokes
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This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why did the cat meow?
Because it's a cat, and they meow.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
What's the time?
How would I know?
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
You're gay, except it...
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
I have breakfast with my boys.
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.