Anti-Jokes

here's a joke - your life

How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.

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how do you make a tissue dance put a boogie in it

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae

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Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe. The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves

There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke." So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke." So the guy replies,

Ok. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies "Here you go."

So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Why couldn't the dinosaur clap, THERE DEAD!

I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten

The earth is flat

Why did the Johnny cry?

He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it though.

This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.

why cant the blind man see, because he cant see

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.