How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
how do you make a tissue dance put a boogie in it
ASDA
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae
YOur AMAMA
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe. The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap, THERE DEAD!
I have 3 eyes 2 ears and 6 mouths, what am I UGLY!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
The earth is flat
Why did the Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it though.
This isn't a joke, just an American back to school list. 1.Pencils 2.Binders 3.Paper 4.Pencil sharpener What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
why did the boy drop his ice cream.....he got hit my a bus.
why cant the blind man see, because he cant see
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
gamer
What do you call a squirrel that flys? A flying squirrel.
your gay except it
Meow Meow I'm a cow, i said Meow Meow i'm a cow
