Anti-jokes
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Here's a joke: Your life.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Your AMAMA.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
ASDA.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
The earth is flat.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
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