Anti-jokes
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Here's a joke: Your life.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
Your AMAMA.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
ASDA.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
The earth is flat.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
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