here's a joke - your life
How do you confuse a blonde paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
how do you make a tissue dance put a boogie in it
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
Your AMAMA.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
ASDA.
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke." So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke." So the guy replies,
Ok. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies "Here you go."
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
The earth is flat.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Why did Johnny cry?
He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
why cant the blind man see, because he cant see
So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.
gamer
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
