Anti-jokes
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
The joke is me.
Why is Donald Trump president?
So he can deport Mexicans to Mexico.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
What do you call a man with no body and no nose?
Nobody nose.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Look in a mirror.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."
gamer
What's the time?
How would I know?
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.