My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
What did the cow say to the other cow
Moo you fine