im a big fan of white boards there re-marketable
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
What do you call a goat? A goat
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over
How do you get a clown of your swing?
You shoot it.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
Joke
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? She gagged and moaned.
Q:Why didn’t Santa eat the milk and cookies you set out for him? A: He doesn’t exist you childish sh**
what do a bike and a rubber duck have in common, they both have a handlebar except for the duck.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
What do you call a person who's heart stopped... Dead
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Nothing, because numbers don’t have consciences.
Q. why did the toilet paper cross the road A. it did not want to get stuck in a crack
Myself
What did the cow say to the other cow
Moo you fine
