Anti-jokes
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What's black and has wheels? Black wheels.
What do you call a man in the ground? A dead guy.
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
You're gay, except it...
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"
The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw spoons at her.
What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same!
I have 3 eyes, 2 ears, and 6 mouths, what am I?
UGLY!
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally!
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Why can't the blind man see? Because he can't see.
What did the cow say to the other cow?
Moo you fine.