Anti-jokes
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What do you call a best friend that smokes weed?
A pothead. Just because he's your friend, you don't have to support his poor decisions. Jeez, what has America come to?
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
The joke is me.
Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.
What do you call a goat?
A goat.
Why did Mary fall off the swings?
She got hit by a refrigerator.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
A man bought a brand new iPhone but returned it, why?
The apple was already bitten.
Look in a mirror.
What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
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I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
Myself.
Why couldn't the dinosaur clap? They're dead!
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"