What do you call a cow with no legs?
It's still called a "cow."
Legless Cow
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, you got a cow, right? And this cow ain't got no legs. Now, what do you call it? Here's the kicker: you still call it a cow! You see, the joke is that you thought something would change just 'cause it's missin' some legs. You're probably the type to think cows lay chocolate eggs, huh?
Matthew Hennessy
Isn't it ground beef?
your mom
no you idiot it's still called a cow