Hippo vs Zippo

  • What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

    A hippo is really heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that a hippo is super heavy, and a Zippo lighter is, well, light. Get it? It's not rocket science, but for you, it might as well be. Bet you still use training wheels, huh?

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