If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Orphan Complaint
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. So, if you punch them, they can't tell their parents. It's funny because it's mean, and you're probably the kind of person who laughs at other people's misfortune, you jabroni.