What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? -- A cross.
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
Want to hear something that’ll make you smile? Your face muscles.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
A woman walk into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia. The librarian says "They're right behind you!"
What do call a magic owl
HOOdini
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
hey wanna hear a joke?
yeah me too.
I have an auntie who has no arms and no legs. She is my dad's half sister.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? -- A nervous wreck.
why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow
Knock Knock Whos there? Youre adopted
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
Perrie
Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here". The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"
What is Beethoven doing right now? Nothing, because he is dead.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
My friend txted me and asked me "Hey. Whts ur favorit emoji?" I said "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬" She said "why?" I said "Cause its your twin"
What is blue, green, flat and has teeth. The earth but I lied about the teeth
