What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What do you call a stick that comes back a chicken?
Do you know how Chinese people roast? They say, "Boy, if you don't get your chi chong head, boy!"
What rock has four men that don't sing?
One Direction.
An old Indian was buried on the side of a hill. What did he say?
Nothing, he was dead.
What do you eat out of?
- A bowl.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
