Anti-jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

What did the cow say to the other cow?

Moo you fine.

My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.

He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"

What does "Keo" stand for?

Kick Elmo more.

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

What's long, yellow, and can't swim?

A school bus full of children.

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?

A. Nothing, they both die at ten.

Perrie.

Just laugh.

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What rock has four men that don't sing?

One Direction.

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"

So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"

Teacher replied, "I don't know."

Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a boogie in it!

ASDA.

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

People are like trees...

If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.