Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months? Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
What is happening, Which is better being loved or being hated? State your answer.
How did helen keller burn the side of her head? she answered the iron How'd she burn the other side? They called back
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
My mom asks "How did you do this?" Me: "Naw I did it with a fork. WHAT D'YA THINK-"
whatever happened to the emo (wrong answer only)
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard
Question- What happend to the depresses kid who tried to high 5 a tree? Answer- He was left hanging
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer
What is the difference between an orphan and Cotten Candy ? Answer: the Cotten Candy gets picked
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
What is opposite of a lady fingers?
Answer: Mentos
what do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked? someone: ugly? me: no, trick question, they are still and orphan.
What do you call a Mexican in the zombie apocalypse?
Answer: "sweet and spicy chicken."
I hate it when people are at my house and ask “do you have a bathroom?” What answer Are they expecting “no, we pee in the yard”
