Answer jokes
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
When the phone is ringing, Dad says, "If it's for me, don't answer it."
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?
Answer: Love.
Gina: Maryen? Karlya? Amber? Kristie? Why isn't it listed that she's here?
Zari: Your sister isn't listed in the meantime, just relax.
Gina: That still doesn't answer why she's not listed. I want her to see me!
Zari: Anyway, it will be time for your medications, we have the gixen and the Uiasends.
Gina: Do you know my sister's name?
Zari: Yes. Her name is Jalien.
Gina: Fine, I don't care!!!
Bitch how tf??
What did the egg say to the tuna?
How can a pimp save money in buying condoms for his stable?
Answer: Have his hoes wash and rinse them after every use.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
Answering a knock at my door, I see a vacuum cleaner salesman who proceeds to tip a huge bucket of shit all over my carpet, before proclaiming any trace this hoover doesn't remove I will personally eat myself.
"Well, I hope you're hungry," I replied, "'cause they cut off my electric this morning!"
Q) What did the airplane say to the little boy?
A) Nothing, airplanes don't talk!
Who sucked on my cock?
Answer: You.
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"
Q: What is 9 + 11?
A: 9/11
What's 9 + 10? 21.
What's 9 - 10? 21?
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
Answer: David.