Ruler's End

The joke plays on the double meaning of "at the end of the ruler". The teacher implies the idiot is figuratively at the end, but the student pretends the idiot is literally at one of the two physical ends of the ruler, implying the teacher might be the idiot.

• Ruler
• End
• School
• Teacher
• Idiot
• Question

• The teacher of the ELA class said that whoever answers this next question gets to go home. Then a kid sitting next to the window threw his bag out the window. Teacher asked who threw that, he said, "Me, I'm going home." Before he could move the teacher pointed a ruler at him and said, "At the end of this ruler is an idiot," he got suspended for asking which end.
• Which school supply is king of the classroom? A ruler.
• Teacher: This assignment is big. Student (male): I have something that's big. Teacher: Yeah, your forehead.
• What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book? You can shut the book up.