Big Bang Jokes

Anonymous

The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago and matter cannot be created or destroyed there for we are all technically 16.8 billion years old so to answer your question officer yes she is of age

in Dirtiness

DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it’s called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)

-Dark_Humor

Anus McDickNuggets
in Yo mama

yo mama so old she got nostalgia for the big bang