make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE- and that's the TRUTH.
what am I? answer: a Riddle.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer; The front row of a Trump Rally!
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
What’s juice wrlds favorite place to shop at
Answer forever 21
Little Johnny's sister Suzy sees her mom in the shower and asks what is that between your legs? Her mom responds, "That is my garage". The next day Suzy sees her dad in the shower and says, "What is that between your legs?" Her dad answers, "It is a motorcycle that gets parked in mommy's garage." The next day Suzy came to dinner with blood all over her hands. Her mom asks, "Why is there blood all over your hands Suzy?" Suzy says, " Well... little Johnny tried to put his motorcycle in my garage so I ripped its wheels off."
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered "A doctor!". I wanted to tease him so i said "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you". I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied "Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet"
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Why did the tiger loose at poker? Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
What is the difference between an orphan and Cotten Candy ? Answer: the Cotten Candy gets picked
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
What did Adam say when he saw Eve?
Answer: "Wo-man!'
My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes
A guy barges into a psychiatrist’s office and screams, “Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!”
The doctor calmly answers, “Pay me in advance.”
What was Michael Jackson's answer to the parents of the little boys who were left with him when asked why does he do it that way? Tell them that it's human nature
