Boy: can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: if you sing the abcs. Boy: abcdefghijklmnorstuvwxyz! Teacher: where’s the p? The boys answer: in my pants! Lol. That’s all mates! Have a good day! (Or night)
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What do you find at the end of a rainbow?
Answer: W
Why was 7, 8 and 10 scared ?
Answer: 9/11 of course !!!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead
Say this when you answer a spam call... Hi welcome to bobs taco shack and funeral home. Wear yesterdays grief is todays beef.
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal. The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot and the son answers: "Holy Cow!!!" Father: "What do you mean Holy Cow?" Son: "You shot a hole in the cow of course!!!"
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
hi guys I'm back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Can you tell me the real answer of this joke. What do you call a drone that take the long way around
Last halloween i went dressed as a woman. When i rang the doorbell an elderly woman opened and i made grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands. She immediately called the police and told them excactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First he asked are your parents here and i said nothing. Concerned by my answer he then asked if i was ok so i said nothing. He asked me what my name and i responded, "Hellen Keller.
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
when chuck norris was asked " do you know the way?" he replied " i am the way"
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
why was the kid not able to cross the hallway? answer: the school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway
Somebody asked Rosa Parks what color the skittles were but she answer everything was black and white
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.
