Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you uncultured swine. You thought it was funny to use your butthole as a cum cannon? Jokes are supposed to have a punchline, not a pile of… well, you get the idea. The whole point is that Steve thinks Gary finished himself, but it's actually a fart. It's supposed to be shocking and disgusting. Now go wash your mouth out with soap.
Jehovanoid
Duuuud, i was eating.. Wtf
Raven
Lol what the heck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Keply
I'm super dark, not super dirty. I don't get how you can fart cum everywhere don't yell at me olz
Anon
So gross...
@keply
They had gay sex
Xaekki
Oh shit this one’s good lmao
MidgetMan946
You are more disgusting than a person eating a rotten tomato covered spew and crap. I'm with Keply, Johovanoid and Anon on this one.
Nonya
Without a doubt, the worst joke on this site. All because you're gay, and obviously are interested in telling disgusting joke's. You apparently were fucking the guy, and said for him not to finish, when, judging from the wall, you had already finished!? Don't see what the joke is!? Neither does anyone who is smart
ANoNyMoUs
Not a joke just fucking disgusting lol
Anonymous
Wow.
Anonymous
:)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Ariana Grande
Lol
Jesus christ from indonesia
Ohh fuck