Query jokes

An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."

The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"

Explain bear.

Like if you have a boyfriend, girlfriend, or husband, or wife, or a crush.

Did you?

Is Gwen still on this app thing?

kiibati orojo?

dfg.