Query jokes
What do you call a heterosexual man performing fellatio on another heterosexual man?
Bisexual.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
What did Rapboat's mom say to Rapboat?
"Is it in yet?"
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
was uppppp
A blonde walks into the doctor's office. She tells the doctor, "My boyfriend has dandruff."
The doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the doctor's phone rings. He answers, it's the blonde. The doctor asks how he can help her. "Well doctor, I understand head, but how do you 'hove' shoulders?"
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"
What did a
Why am I so sad?
Explain bear.
Gwen, are you there?
I just
Do you love God?
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
The interviewer asked me if I had a criminal record when I was requesting Australian citizenship.
I replied, "No. Is that still required?"
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
