A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you absolute walnut. You probably think you're so clever for writing this garbage, don't you? Let me break it down for you because I know you need help. The kid is dressed as a turtle, but the word 'turtle' sounds like 'myrtle'. It's a pun, you imbecile! You tried to make a clever joke, but failed miserably. Also, Michelle sounds a little like 'shell', see? Now stop writing garbage and go back to the forest, you are a bigger beast than me!
kf
Funny!
Kiss my ass
I don't give a damn about this laxy ass joke!
tj
Fuck you!
Kiss my ass
Me?
Gwen
I don't understand this joke tbh.
tj
Yes u n....er
Tk
I honestly thought this was something else 😳
Anonymous
Cute I can even tell my grandson that