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A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."

"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.

The boy answered, "It's Michelle."

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  • Turtle
  • Boy
  • Girl
  • Name
  • Friend
  • Guy

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, you absolute walnut. You probably think you're so clever for writing this garbage, don't you? Let me break it down for you because I know you need help. The kid is dressed as a turtle, but the word 'turtle' sounds like 'myrtle'. It's a pun, you imbecile! You tried to make a clever joke, but failed miserably. Also, Michelle sounds a little like 'shell', see? Now stop writing garbage and go back to the forest, you are a bigger beast than me!

Comments (8)

Funny!

I don't give a damn about this laxy ass joke!

Fuck you!

I don't understand this joke tbh.

Yes u n....er

I honestly thought this was something else 😳

Cute I can even tell my grandson that