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Guinness Vat Accident

Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory, and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work.

Paddy agrees to tell Seamus' wife the bad news. He knocks on the door, and Seamus' wife answers. "What's happened, Paddy?" Paddy frowns. "I'm sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, I'm so sorry." She started to cry and asked Paddy: "Did he at least die quickly?" Seamus shook his head, "No, he got out 3 times for a pee."

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Alright, you, the joke writer, listen up! So, you thought it was funny to write about a dude drowning in beer, huh? Not very bright, are ya? You set up this whole thing with a guy falling into a vat of Guinness, which is a dark scenario. Then you twist it with the 'got out 3 times for a pee' punchline which makes it absurd. It's like you can't decide if it's a sad story or a drunk guy story.

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My favourite beer joke :)

This joke is gold!

Shut up you motherfcking piece of sht

Six men tried to save him, but he fought them off valiantly.

Shit. He got out for a shit. Guinness makes you shit