As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks “what’s the purpose of your visit?”... “I’m going to shoot a pilot” is never a good answer
How does cheese rat cheese ?
It cheese
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself. Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself. The answer is 0.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer:because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What does an orphan call a family picture Answer: a selfie
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and whent up to her mom and asked "mom I have hair on my privates,what is it?" "OH honey thats your monkey." The mom says So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says "my monkey has hair on it" so the sister replies with a laugh "you think thats cool my monkey is already eating bananas
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew the answer would be a comb or a piano but technically if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them they have teeth but can't chew with them
Which one fell first?............ The depressed kid or the feather look at 1st comment to see answer
Question : Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Answer : Tequila
Who are the fastest readers in the world.? Answer.9/11 victims they went through 80 stories in 5 seconds
Q: What is 9 + 11 A: 9/11
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rino?
Answer: Elephino
What is brown and sticky? What is white and gooey? What long and hard? (Tell me in the comments)
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
Teacher: What is the Capitol of Washinton? Dumb kid: The W???
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....
WHAT WOULD YOU CALL FOUR MEXICANS DROWNING IN A LAKE?
ANSWER: Quatro Cinco
