Whats yellow and can't swim A dead goldfish
i had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet.. but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on a floor But only for like twenty seconds
The snack that smiles back: BALL SACK
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger
Yo mama so ugly not even goldfish smile back at her
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt? Now he's a bronze fish
how to goldfish know when to eat? they don't they have a memory span of 3 seconds
What do you call a goldfish that got third place. A bronze fish
