Goldfish jokes

What's yellow and can't swim?

A dead goldfish.

I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.

I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.

What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.

The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

How do goldfish know when to eat?

They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

What did the fish get on his math test?

A sea plus.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.