What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
I had a goldfish that could break dance on the carpet... but only for, like, twenty seconds and only once.
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
The snack that smiles back: Ball sack.
What do you call a black goldfish? A gigger.
Yo mama is so ugly that not even goldfish smile back at her.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.
How do goldfish know when to eat?
They don't. They have a memory span of 3 seconds.
Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?
Now he's a bronze fish.
