Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Toad's Courage
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, buttercup. The toad crossed the road to prove he had "guts"—get it? Like, he was brave? But also, toads LITERALLY have guts, which he was showing off. You probably think guts are gross since you still watch cartoons.
Anonymous
Q. Why did the toad cross the road? A. To see his flat mate