Toad jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
yes do not forget
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
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What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
Community talk
For context, the “G” club is the club for people who are nice to me. :)
Thx for the support, G’s (aka Wade, Exquisite Toad, and Depre$$0_Expre$$0.)
Is E.T (Exquisite Toad) on?
AYO GO FOLLOW EXQUISITE TOAD BEFORE SILLY INC MAKES MEMES ABOUT FRO-