Toad jokes

What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.

What happened to the frog that partied illegally?

He got TOAD away!

Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.

What happens when a frog parks illegally?

It gets toad.

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

What type of sandals do frogs wear?

Open-toed.

What did the frog do when his car broke down?

It was toad.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?

His car got toad away.

What happens when a frog's car breaks down?

It gets toad away!

Why did the frog take the bus to work?

His car got toad.

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What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.

What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."

Why are toads born with balls on their body?

Because they want more attention!

What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?

A: To find Pooh!