Toad jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away.
What did the frog do when his car broke down?
It was toad.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
Why did the frog take the bus to work?
His car got toad.
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Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
