I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
I tried to eat ass once. The donkeys got one hell of a kick!
If Finding Nemo was scientifically correct, Marlin would have changed into a female and mated with Nemo.
They are hairy.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
If Batman is half bat and half human, how was he made?
"He wasn't because you can't f*ck a bat."
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What did the mama moose say to the calf after it got on her nerves?
"I'm not a-moosed right now."
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."
I think I'm a red zebra!! Cuz I'm stripped red, iykwim.
How do crabs honor their mom’s birthday? The shell-abrate.
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What did mommy spider say to baby spider?
You spend too much time on the web.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
What color flowers do mama cats like to get?
Purrrrrrrple flowers.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
