Animal jokes
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What type of sandals do frogs wear?
Open-toed.
I hit something when I pulled into my driveway.
And then I noticed that my cat was missing.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
bro what?
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Why didn't the rooster cross the road?
Because he was a chicken!
I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.
I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.
Where do fish sleep?
On a seabed!
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy. Do you know what he said?
"Get your paws off!" 💩💩💩
Once a mustang, always a mustang. - Mr. Shaw
What did the Queen Bee say to her bees?
"Beehive yourselves!"
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Yes, houses can't jump at all.
Q: I like elephants.
A: Everything else is irrelevant.
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.