Shitzu jokes

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

A guy walks into a zoo, but it only has one dog.

It's a shitzu.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).