Shitzu jokes

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.