Shitzu jokes

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"

The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."

"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world? It only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu."

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."

So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

What is red and looks like a zebra?

My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.