Animal jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Memes
noot noot
What's the difference between a duck?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Did you adopt your dog?
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What do you call a fish with no booty?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What do you call a fish that doesn't play basketball?