What do you call a fish with no booty?
Animal Jokes
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What's the difference between a violinist and a dog?
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Happy was a cute hippo.
Happy sleeps in the water.
Happy walks on land.
Happy runs on Savannahs.
Happy swims in mud.
Happy takes a bath.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
My dad went out with Nemo one day to the store. They still haven't come back.
You gonna poop someday.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
What is a Finnish Spitz's favorite comedian?
Redd Foxx.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the “shell” station.
What is a donkey called when it has a hole on itself?
An ASSHole.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
I walked up to a cat and started to sing a song. The cat said, "HECK NO!" then ran off. I follow it while still singing "BABY COME HOME TO ME!!"
Why doesn't a teddy bear eat? Because it is already stuffed.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
