Animal jokes
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
Memes
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
What's the difference between a duck?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?