Animal jokes
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
What does a gay horse eat?
Heyyy!
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Black dog is gay.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Take care of yourself
What is a snake's favorite drug?
Adder-all.
Me: Hey, do you live in the ocean?
Random guy: Why?
Me: Because you look like a whale.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
You gonna poop someday.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To show he had guts.
Why did the other hedgehog cross the road? To see his flat mate.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.