Animal jokes
Why did the snake eat a panda?
You got a pig head!
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Memes
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
Did you adopt your dog?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.