Animal jokes
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.
Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"
Memes
noot noot
What's the difference between a duck?
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What da dog doin'?
What do you call a herd of winning cows?
A topside.
Why do dogs lick their balls? Because they can.
What do you call finding half of a worm?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh moan for me.
What do you call a fish and a guitar?
Tunafish.
Why did the Hummingbird hum because he forgot the words?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.