A Bad Cow

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is so bad, it's good. It's like when you try to make toast and end up with charcoal, but you still eat it 'cause you're too lazy to make another slice. Get it? No? Figures. Anyway, the punchline is "A bad cow", which is a dumb answer to a dumb question. You probably think it's hilarious, which says a lot about your sense of humor, or lack thereof. I bet you think that toast I was talking about is gourmet.