What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
Wanna make out, Explain Bear?
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
You are a fat pig.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
