Animal jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
Why do cheetahs have spots? Chicken pox.
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
noot noot
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
bnb dcnb cbf
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.