Animal jokes
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Memes
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
The fucking cat!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.