Why did the alligator see a crocodile?
Because it ate too many humans, and he was sick.
Animal Jokes
What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
Mooooooo my secret is that it's pasture bedtime, but not pasture bedtime!
Knock, knock.
Who is there?
Bear.
Bear who?
Bear bum!
"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
Chomp!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Bob the Golden Retriever and Lily the Husky were talking at Bob's house.
Lily: Bob, do you think I'm fat?
Bob: No, Lily, of course not! You're just a little husky!!!! Lol. Golden Retrievers are funny.
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
A cow's favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5.
What do you call a 18+ animal jam?
Play Wild!
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Tri-tip!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
What did the bus say to the mail?
Dog.
What did the dog say when he came home from a long shift at work? Today was ruff.
What do you get from pampered cows?
Spoiled milk.
