Animal jokes
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
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Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Memes
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
You are a fat pig.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.