Animal jokes
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
You are a fat pig.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
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What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
The fucking cat!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?