Animal jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
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Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
You are a fat pig.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.