Animal jokes
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
You are a fat pig.
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
What's a dog's dream car? A Dachshund 240Z.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
What do you call a cow?
A cow!
What did the bee say to the other bee?
Moo.
What do you call a cow with all of his legs? High steaks.
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!