Animal

Animal jokes

Fish

    • One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

    The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

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    • Dog

    • My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

    Cowboy

    • A cowboy rides into a ranch on Sunday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible?

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    • Animal memes

    Cake

    • So, a mom and a dad are having sex. Their daughter comes down and says, "Mommy, Mommy, what are you doing?"

    The mom goes, "Uh, we're making a cake. Let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow."

    So the next day they go to the park, and two teens are going at it in some bushes, and the little girl goes, "Mommy, Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

    So they go home, and the mom tucked her into bed and says, "Tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo, and two monkeys are going at it, and the girl goes, "Mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes, "They're making a cake. Let's go back home."

    And so they go home, and the girl goes, "Mommy, did you and Daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says, "N-no, why?" And the little girl goes, "Because I licked the icing off the couch."

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    • Vet

    • A doctor slept with one of his patients and thought to himself, "This is wrong, but some doctors do it..." He is a vet.

    Dog

    • My dog went through my bathroom garbage, and for some reason, my sister put a bunch of ketchup packets in there...