Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
What do you call a fish with no booty?
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To check out the chicks!
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Did you adopt your dog?
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
What do you call a bull sleeping?
A bull-dozer.
You got a pig head!
You are so cat.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows say, "Moo, not who."
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
'Cause he was on crack.
