Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Animal Jokes
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
POV: A person made you mad, but you're Chinese and they have a cat. "CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, CHING CHONG, BITCH."
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
I like tortles.
What did the whale say?
Nothing!
It just wailed.
A horse walked in a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What place can you find a cow? Mc'Donalds (Eieio)
