Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
Bald Eagle's Dental Hygiene
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is easy, even for you. Bald eagles don't brush their teeth 'cause they ain't got any! They swallow their food whole, like a pelican with feathers. You probably think eagles floss with telephone wires, huh?
Michael
*YAWN*