Crabs and Charity

  • Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

    Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, dummy! It's a pun. "Selfish" sounds like "shellfish." Crabs live in shells, so they are shellfish, and selfish people don't give to charity. I can tell you are as dumb as the author of this joke because it had "hahahahaha" after it.

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