Animal jokes

What is a cow's favorite class in school?

Moosic.

I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.

Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.

Why did the cow eat?

Because it was hungry.

A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"

The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"

The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."

How do you f**k a sheep?

Put your d**k in it and face it off the cliff edge. It'll keep going backwards as you push forwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

Q: What do you call a cat living with a vet? A: A dead, shrivelled up cat on her death bed that is attached to their owner.

Isn't It Purrfect!

What does a cheetah like to eat? Fast food, lol!

What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?

Fucks funny.

What bees make milk?

Boob bees.

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

I like cats.

What do cows like to do?

Cow-culating!

Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!

"Fish, why you no fly?"

"I don't like being caught naked."

What fish sings?

A tuna.

What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?

"Meow!"