Animal jokes
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
What goes white, black, white, black, red?
A zebra falling down the stairs.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
I was in the car, and I got out and saw a deer walking sexy, and I'm like, "What the..."
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He forgot his eggs.
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Honda? Just the Honda.
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
What do you call a cow that was hit by an anvil? A flat iron steak.
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
The pinnacle of loyalty is that an ant married an elephant, and after he died, she spent her entire life burying him :)
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, "What do you think about that mad cow disease?"
The other replies, "Well I don't have to worry about it. You're talking to a telephone pole."
Why does a cow love music?
Because it can play a moo-sical instrument.
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"