Animal jokes
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Black dog is gay.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Why did the ass start a gardening service?
It was great at dropping SEEDS.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
I took my pony to the vet because I thought he was making a funny noise when he neighed. The vet said everything was okay and he was just a little horse.
Did you hear about the bull who went on a shooting rampage?
I guess he was a little deranged.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.