What do you call a dog with no legs?
A: It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
Animal Jokes
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only had a croc pot.
What do you call a group of kangaroos? Gangaroos.
You are so cat.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
You got a pig head!
What do you call a cow that can't milk?
A failure!
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow can’t be milked for 21 years.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
What’s the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
What do you call a horse that does karate?
A horse.
What is the sexiest animal alive? The Βυττerfly.
What do you call an animal in space? Just death because you need a spacesuit.
