Animal jokes
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Memes
When you and your friends find a higher form of living
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
Why are cows đź so big? To scare babies đ¶.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Black dog is gay.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
Therapy - Expensive - Years of hard work - Emotionally draining - Tough to find
Screaming in the woods - Free - Immediate relief - Scares hunters enough to leave, therefore saving innocent animals - Potential to make friends with people who are also screaming in the woods.
Q: What is a cow?
A: A bad cow.
What did the farmer say to the pig? "You snout to believe it!"
Whatâs the difference between a chicken and an orphan?
The chicken is actually used for something.
Whatâs the difference between a cow and 9/11?
A cow canât be milked for 21 years.