Animal jokes
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
Memes
Peeka Boo Bitches
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Black dog is gay.
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
What do you call a club that owls go to?
Hooters.
A horse says to the other horse, "Are you hot?"
The other horse says, "Ahhhh, a house that talks!"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To die.
Yesterday, I was on a reality TV show where they locked me up with all those smelly monkeys from the Leger Zoo. It was complete madness.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.
Why do you stink?
Because you haven't showered, tu, perro.
Do you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the duck walk across the road? I lost my pecker!
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!