Animal jokes
What bees make milk?
Boob bees.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
I like cats.
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
What did the cat say when he was stuck on a thorn-bush?
"Meow!"
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What did the porg say to the porg?
Hi Porg.
You're on worst jokes ever. You thought I put up a good joke? HAHAHAH!
Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?
Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
What is a cow's favorite class in school?
Moosic.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You-neak up on it.
Q: What do you call an elephant that isn't important?
A: My sister.
What do you call a duck that is addicted to drugs?
A quack head!
My mom must be a duck then...