Animal jokes
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.
What do you do with a dog that has no legs?
Take him for a drag.
What do cows like to do?
Cow-culating!
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
experiment
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To see his friend.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you do with a broken bird? You re-parrot!
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
What camel has 3 humps?
...A pregnant one.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road and didn't make it.
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
I wanted to visit my pet fish, but it was hard to sea it through the darkness.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
"Fish, why you no fly?"
"I don't like being caught naked."
I like cats.
Why did the cow eat?
Because it was hungry.
A guy saw a person with a duck and said, "Where did you get a pig?"
The owner replied, "It's not a pig, dummy!"
The random guy said, "I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the duck."