Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, kid. The joke is that a "pignic" sounds like "picnic," but it's a picnic for pigs. Farmer wants to fatten up the pig for slaughter. You probably thought the farmer was gonna be nice to the pig, huh? You're as naive as you are ill-informed. That's why you ain't makin' the big bucks. You're welcome.