Animal jokes
My wife saw me hit the best drive yesterday with my golf clubs.
I must have drove that chihuahua 300 yards.
You want to know what annoying people and dogs have in common.
The female ones are called "bitch."
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
My mum told me to take you to the zoo and throw you in the lake, but I couldn't find you.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam.
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Why do cheetahs always get 100 on a test?
They’re cheetahs!
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
What did the turtle tell the man? To keep being 5G7T4IPK24O[\]TWERGWREWGRGR.
You are a fat pig.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
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"Meow, meow, I'm a dog," said the sped kid.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What’s the name of this brand? *picture of puma logo*
Them: Puma
“Puma balls in yo mouth.”
Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."