Animal jokes
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
Pssh.
What is the same with a duck and a bicycle? The handlebars--oh, except for the duck.
What do dogs do that trees don't do?
Answer: They bark!
badoom ching
Head look like a mf gorilla pop.
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
Memes
What did the chicken say to the turkey?
Nothing, he chickened out!
What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?
Absolutely nothing.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
Why do animals cross the road?
Because it is funny, do you say "dogs" and "cats?"
Why did the cow cross the road?
To go to the Mooovies.
I still to this day remember my grandpa's last words.
"I'M ALLERGIC TO FUCKING CATS!"
What did the parrot say when it saw a duck?
"Polly want a quacker!"
Worst joke ever.
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Fuck you, that's why.
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
One dog said to the other dog, "Man, it is hard sleeping on the floor."
The other said, "Really? I like my bed."
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?