Uranus is a cow, You may be wondering, how?
Uranus farts methane, And cows do the same.
Animal Jokes
Hi, my name is Moo, what is your name? Moo.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Llama: Hey sheep, let's play cards.
Sheep: Llama, fuck off!!
Llama: What's your damn problem?
Sheep: Nothing, I'm just having a Baahd day, okay dick head?
A mouse said, "Who should put the bell on the cat?" Then all mice said, "The old one."
What do you call gulls in the sea? Seagulls!
What did the chicken say after he died? Nothing.
You smell like a monkey, and you might have to take a shower, pu.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Why are toads born with balls on their body?
Because they want more attention!
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
Times have been so tough lately, I have had to jerk off the dog just to feed the cat.
The fucking cat!
What happened when 800 hares got loose in the center of town?
The cops had to comb through the area.
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover up their butt quack!
Did you know that dogs started the street craps game?
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
What is a fish's favorite fruit/vegetable?
An avacodo.
