Duck's Lost Pecker

Alright, listen up, buttercup! This joke is playing on the double meaning of the word "pecker." See, a duck has a beak, but "pecker" is also slang for... well, you know, the thing you definitely don't have upstairs. So, the duck crossed the road 'cause someone lost their... uh... "pecker." And you? You're probably the type who still uses Internet Explorer and thinks Nickelback is high art. Just sayin'.