I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Animal Jokes
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
7000+ bats.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
