Animal jokes
The bird was trying to cross the road because there was a church, but instead, the birds chirp chirp chirp, "Let's go to church!"
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
Monkey monkey monkey monkey.
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What is a dog that is awesome? A smart dog.
I love ❤️ dogs.
What do you call a fish with no I? A fshhhhhh!
What vehicle does a frog 🐸 drive?
The Beetle!
Bully: You're so short you hand-glide on a chip.
Short person: Well, at least I don’t look like a giraffe that just came out of an oven!
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
What do dogs drink? Pupsi.
What are the similarities between Stephen Hawking and a bull?
They both charge.
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
I don’t know.
To get to the idiot house.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
The chicken.