Animal jokes
What do you call a male ladybug?
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I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Why do lions always lose at poker?
Because they always play against cheetahs.
What do you call a no "r"-med T-rex?
A T-ex.
Did you hear about the shark that ate a key shop?
I think it got lockjaw after that.
Memes
Q: What does a cat have that no other animal has?
A: Kittens.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
What happens if you sit under a cow?
You get a pat on the head.
Why don't bulls play archery? They might hit a bulls-eye.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
What happens when you cross a pig and karate?
A pork chop!
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What did the cow say to the farmer? Moo away!
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.