Animal jokes
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What do you get when you cross an eagle with a lion?
A griffin.
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
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Why was the chicken screaming?
He had an egg stuck in his butt.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why did that fish cross the road?
Just for the halibut (hell of it)!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Have you heard about the kidnapping at the goat farm?
"Koalafications" are irr-elephant.
Teacher: What is a cow?
Kid: Meat.
Teacher: Nice. What is a chicken?
Kid: Eggs.
Teacher: What does the big fat pig give you?
Kid: Homework.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What’s the difference between a hoe and a rooster?
A rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo," and a hoe says, "Any cock will do."
What’s white and sticky? A white man's penis after taking care of his neighbor's dog.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.
What is a gathering of octopuses called?
Octoposse.
Why do cheetahs run?
Why not?
Q: Why do birds need feathers?
A: To cover their butt. Quack!