Animal jokes
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
I am starting a frog cult now!
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
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Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
7000+ bats.
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"