Animal jokes
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
I am starting a frog cult now!
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Memes
Me everyday
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
I brought a cow and named him Mayo.
Mayo Neighs!
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because they have smelly feet!
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
7000+ bats.
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
How do u make an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles! Hahaha.
What did the shark say when he ate a clownfish? He said it tasted a little funny.
What can a duck eat for a snack? Saltine quackers!