Animal jokes
Two cows in a field.
One says to the other, "Mooooooo!"
The other says, "Tut, I was gonna say that!"
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
What do you call a dog that fell into the Porta-Potty?
A Corgi Potty.
What do you call a cow that sleeps?
A bulldozer! 🐄💤
"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Cow said."
"Cow said who?"
"Cow says moo you ding dong!"
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do you call a male ladybug?
Trans.
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
What did the hungry Dalmation say when he had some kibble?
That hit the spot!
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator ;)
How does a cow do math?
With a cow-culator!
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
Why do dogs like skeletons?
Because they're boneheads.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweet-ment!
What has a dog?
People.