Animal jokes
What do you call crocodiles that don't say "swim" every day?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he's not coming.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Why can't you have a tall dog? You will have pups in a week.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Memes
Your not actually cute so shhhhh
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Holy cow!