Animal jokes
A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"
A dog found a bone. Then he was walking happily across the street, and he saw a bridge. He decided to walk on the bridge. He saw his reflection and thought it was another dog. Then he barked at him, and the bone fell in the river. The dog said, "What a fool I have been," and walked away.
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
Memes
What did the skeleton say to his dog at dinner time? Bone appétit!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
I killed my cat.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Where does a cow take his date?
Answer: To the moooooovies!
What is a four-legged animal called that can fly?
A donkey flying in the sky running away from me.
Suck my cheetah.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.
The shark bit me and I feet red down my legs.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...