Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Animal Jokes
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed from a gorilla jumping off a tall building?
It was called Fall-adelphia.
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
The fish do nothing. That is definitely a bad joke.
When the cow goes, "moo," and sheep say, "baaa," and the bull says, "boo!"
Moo!
Cow: I was just about to say that!
What's a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
"Would you stop bugging me!"
What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?
"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"
Do fish have tits?
Fish tits.
Holy cow!
What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?
"It won't be long now..."
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
What do you call a flying pig?
Fiction.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! Hahahahahaha!
Why would you not let an elephant sleep in the same bed with you?
Because they stink and now the room smells like elephant shit.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
