Animal jokes
What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish?
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
You look like a cat.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
Memes
W dog
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
Q: What do gay horses say?
A: "Geigh!"
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Did you hear about the elephant with no nose?! Me neither.
What do cheetahs like?
Sports!
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
A: Bison.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”