Animal jokes
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Where did my rabbit go?
*crunch*
What is a pig's favorite part of karate?
A pork chop.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call an ass on a beach?
Sandy cheeks!
Why did the rapper go to the pet store?
To buy a dog for his bark tracks!
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
What's a rapper's favorite animal?
RHYMENOCEROS!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
What's a rapper's favorite type of pet?
A rhyming parrot.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
Being a mom to a teenager will make you understand why some animals eat their young.
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?
"No, my cock!"
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.