Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized at SeaWorld!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how incredibly obese yo mama is. She's so large that when she got dunked for her baptism, it had to happen at SeaWorld. It's kinda like saying she's whale-sized. And based on how dumb you are, you're probably a real land whale!