I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that an orphan (a kid with no parents, you may need to Google that) doesn't have a "homepage" because they don't have a "home." You're slow, I know. Side note: You should probably get your eyes checked. "Orthins" aren't real.
Anonymous
I had a stroke while reading that