Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
Animal Jokes
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Bird Box.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What do you call a retarded cow?
Vegan (vegetable).
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did the cheetah need to fart on the lion? So he could win the race.
Why did the chicken enter the cave?
Because it wanted to get to the Dark Side.
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
