Coyote jokes
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts; this ain’t no ordinary blow job.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job!
