Coyote jokes
Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.
Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!
Memes
Gurantee 90% of you don't get this.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
What’s wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
