Coyote jokes

Three blondes were taking a walk when they stumbled on some tracks. They argued on what the tracks came from. One of them said, "it's a deer." The other said, "No it's a coyote." The last one was going to give her thoughts, but that was when the train hit them.

Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

I like my women like my cigars: smuggled in from Cuba in a sack.

What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?

A cock sucker.