Hare line jokes
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”