Hare line jokes
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
What is the politically correct term for rabbit shit?
Raisins.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.