Hare line jokes
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards?
A receding hare line.
Why can't you make fun of a bunny's head?
Because they have a hare-line.
What does the hare say to the other hare? You look nice with your hare cut!
How does the bunny keep his fur neat?
With a hare brush.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.