Flamingo

Flamingo Jokes

Boyfriend

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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  • Air

    I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...

    Stuff

    Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

    Random person: What stuff? 🤨

    Me: What?

    The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

    Me: Colourful flamingo fart.

    Wife

    My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

    Animal

    Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

    Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!