My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff?🤨
Me: What?
The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: colourful flamingo fart.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes? A flamingo
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with both legs up they would fall over!
Why did I the chicken cross the road to go away
