Flamingo jokes
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.
Random person: What stuff? 🤨
Me: What?
The person: You said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!
Me: Colourful flamingo fart.
What do you call a flamingo with 20 toes?
A flamingo.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
Why did the chicken cross the road to go away?
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!