Ketchup Surprise

Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, like, the dog got into the trash, right? And for some reason, the sister put ketchup packets in the bathroom trash, so if the dog eats them, the dog is going to have diarrhea that looks like it is bleeding. It's funny because nobody wants their dog to have ketchup diarrhea. You probably wipe standing up, ya dingus.