What is a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines.
Those two jokes are not funny at all!
Vampire's Favorite
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen here, chucklehead. The joke is that vampires like giraffes because they have long necks, and they like nectarines because it sounds like "neck-tarines." Get it? You wouldn't, you probably think the earth is flat.
Comments (2)
Daniel King
Yes they are! 😂😂😂
JustCurious
Question: What is a vampires favorite animal blood?