Animal jokes
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
What do you call a fish with no neck?
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
Probably the quack troop for me bc I will have the numbers say what you would choose in the comments
A guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud, "This is the pig I screw when you're on the rag."
His wife replies, "That's not a pig, it's a sheep."
He says, "I was talking to the sheep."
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
What is a monkey with a head?
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
A wife and husband go to a barn. The husband picks up a goat and says, “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.”
The wife says, “Honey, that’s a goat.”
The husband replies with, “I was talking to the goat.”
What goes boo in a car with no lips?
John Cabot was the first to explore the Coast of Labrador. After he left, he realized that he had forgotten something and had to go back to get whatever it was. This made him the first Labrador Retriever.
Did you hear about the new doggy condos?
Apparently they are now releasing!
Little Johnny got a dog without ears, and then they invited their neighbors over. Then they asked what his name was. The owners said, "We didn't name him anything, because there's no reason. Because when we called his name, he wouldn't come."
What do you call a fish with no booty?
What is a cow’s favorite newspaper?
The Daily Moos.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.