Animal jokes
A sheep, a snake, and a drum fell off of a cliff.
Baa- Dum- Tsss!
What do you get when you cross a bunny and a Rottweiler? Just the Rottweiler.
You're the bunny, and I'm the Rottweiler.
Monkey: What ya doing?
Other monkey: Just you know, "hanging around."
Bad joke, right? I just can't think of something amazing. It's like my brain is "hanging."
Q: How many dogs does it take to shingle a roof? A: It depends on how you cut 'em.
What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish store?
"Hello Ladies!"
What did the cow tell an Indian?
Moo!
Why can't a dinosaur clap? Because it's dead.
What did the Indian say to the cow?
I lowe you, moo than anything.
I had sex with my dog once, and my cat hissed at me for not doing her.
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
What do you call a vegan cow?
A vegan cow. :/
OR
A regular cow. 🐄🙌
What was the doctor's diagnosis on a dinosaur with a low sex drive? Teraerectile dysfunction.
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu!
Why is the chicken that crossed the road a cannibal? Because he went to KFC.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Stop making moo jokes, they're so annoying!
"Bitch, I’m a cow, bitchhhhh."
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish.
Bird Box.