Grizzly Milk

Alright, listen up buttercup. The joke is that if you mix a grizzly bear and milk, you don't get some cute milkshake. No, you get attacked because, news flash, grizzlies are apex predators and not your friend. You probably think bears give good hugs. Wrong. They give maulings. And you, my friend, look like you'd be first in line for a bear hug.