Pure-Bred Dog

  • I can’t take my dog to the park anymore.

    Why?

    The ducks keep trying to eat him.

    Why would they do that?

    Because he’s pure-bread.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about a play on words, see? The dog is "pure-bred," meaning it comes from a fancy family line of dogs. But the ducks? They think he's "pure bread," like, a loaf of bread. Ducks love bread. Get it now, genius?

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